It appears I'm passionate about toilet paper quality.

Thank god for insurance. Appears the first surgery wasn't cheap...

Hello brunch.... / worlds largest refillable mimosa 

I just want to be better.

Another realization, I'm not batman but i'm not robin either.

Note from one of my lawyers from Australia, "your client is a dog cunt"
So ya... it's been a week.

Don't fall asleep, don't fall asleep.