Tuesday, December 25, 2018

Monday, December 24, 2018

Artistic liberties taken with it comes to this manger addition.

Monday, December 17, 2018

Sunday, December 16, 2018

That moment when your driver says "excuse me sir, your shoes appear to be having illumination issues"

Saturday, December 15, 2018

Tuesday, December 11, 2018

Monday, December 10, 2018

The journey towards something great

Friday, December 7, 2018

Save a horse, rode a businessman
if the protege does not surpass the mentor, the mentor failed.

Wednesday, December 5, 2018

No matter the view of President Bush 1, he was a good man. A virtuous man. Rest In Peace.

Well, shit.

Sunday, December 2, 2018

In prep for what is next in life. Ironic.

Saturday, December 1, 2018

When the wolf comes out tonight.

Wednesday, November 28, 2018

Friday, November 23, 2018

Thanksgiving Cuban style "cubangiving"

A fire in Florida. Some say it's not necessary- I do not communicate with such a person.

And round 2

We meet again old friends... round 1

Tuesday, November 20, 2018

Started from the bottom now we're here
Started from the bottom now my whole team

Sunday, November 18, 2018

Invite to Denmark. Restaurant on my bucket list. Meeting Rene. #firstWorldProblems

Saturday, November 17, 2018

Need a fucking drink. Cheers.

Sunday, November 11, 2018

She is so high.. high above me.. she is so lovely
If you are happy to say how lucky you are then I would question how happy you are.

Side note... lifted seat? Is it that hard to lift up a chair?

Thursday, November 1, 2018

I'm on a boat with my flippy floppies

Friday, October 26, 2018

The bridge that leads to somewhere or nowhere.

Sunday, October 7, 2018


Thank god for airplane ottomans for those w shitty knees.

Perfect illustration of my current status.
Pre flight non sleep. Wonder if that will ever change...

Thursday, October 4, 2018

Um.... thanks Delta... "LA area"
Weird feeling when you take a shirt out of the dryer and it smells like a heavenly taco.

Wednesday, October 3, 2018

Great. Forced twitter from the president.

Monday, October 1, 2018

Just want our stars to be the same. -Me

Sunday, September 30, 2018

You're like a pretty great wall of China
True love, sticking your hand up a raw chickens ass.

Monday, September 24, 2018

Sunday, September 23, 2018

Loss makes you realize exactly what is important

Friday, September 21, 2018

Thursday, September 20, 2018

Calm and collected, she keeps her composure
And she gon' ride for me until this thing over

Wednesday, September 19, 2018

Sometimes you have to take a break...
"Do you usually eat whole wheat carbs or white carbs?"

"I'm not a carb racist- doesn't matter the color I'm a fan" #RacismSucks #CarbsDont

Tuesday, September 18, 2018

Another reason not to go grocery shopping at midnight.

Monday, September 17, 2018

"Dick pics to women are like a cat bringing you a mouse. Thanks for that but I'm not picking it up" Steve - o

Tuesday, September 11, 2018

Sunday, September 9, 2018

Thursday, September 6, 2018

Tuesday, September 4, 2018

Monday, September 3, 2018

I guess is must be time for bed.

Friday, August 31, 2018

Need some avocado in my life

Thursday, August 30, 2018

Thanks neighbors new baby...

Wednesday, August 29, 2018

Another one bites the dust. Thanks for making the back actual glass @apple #sarcasm
Will never forget. Ever. You deserved better. Miss you Brian.

Monday, August 27, 2018

Friday, August 24, 2018

Smallest tv on the way up... largest on the way back...

Creative marketing by SW

Wednesday, August 22, 2018

Seat mate snorting coke. This should be an interesting flight.

Tuesday, August 21, 2018

New record for most expensive business lunch. Still not close to the $32k dinner record but...

Monday, August 20, 2018

Emotional pain has no location

Sunday, August 19, 2018

Stimulus, response. Stimulus, response.

Saturday, August 18, 2018

One flight. All I hoped for. Screw useless meetings. Such BS.

Thursday, August 16, 2018

22 veterans commit suicide every day. 22. Hug someone you care about and be thankful to those that serve.

Sunday, August 12, 2018

Tuesday, August 7, 2018

Bubble wrap- try not being addicted to the popping.

Monday, August 6, 2018

Sunday, August 5, 2018

It's nearly impossible to find a person who will love you no matter what.

Saturday, August 4, 2018

Amazing how fast life goes until you actually want it to speed up.

Tuesday, July 31, 2018

Memories. Watching the World Cup finale on a different continent

This is a call that never ends.. it goes on and on my friend...

Sunday, July 29, 2018

1,723 sheeps and counting.

Friday, July 27, 2018

Wednesday, July 25, 2018

Using my wine glass to create a bathtub water feature. Ya, I'm tired.

Tuesday, July 24, 2018

The scar will be deep. That's because the love was deep. Gone but not forgotten.

Sunday, July 22, 2018

Some of the worst numbers to see on my phone. Fuck your 562.

Wednesday, July 18, 2018

Kudos virgin for the second set of pj's
2 is a prime number

Sunday, July 15, 2018

Tuesday, July 3, 2018

Not with a bang, but with a whimper

Friday, June 29, 2018

Thursday, June 28, 2018

Looking at the ceiling wondering if this is the end to yesterday or the beginning of tomorrow.

Monday, June 25, 2018

My cell. Please reconsider if you really believe you understood what suffering is.

Saturday, June 23, 2018

Disappointment is the greatest threat to my sanity.
Bizarre internal clock. Truly bizarre.

Wednesday, June 20, 2018

Sunday, June 10, 2018

Good night. Or good morning.

Saturday, June 9, 2018

Night one over much earlier than expected. Tomorrow night, not so much.

Hyatt trying to out class the Hilton. And it's working.

They call me the liver killer.

Friday, June 8, 2018

Sunday, June 3, 2018

What happens when you try to be a good friend...

Saturday, June 2, 2018

Salt n pepper shaker wish list. Added to those from virgin Australia 🇦🇺 first class

Monday, May 28, 2018

Tomorrow, tomorrow, I'll love you tomorrow. Tomorrow is just a day away.

Saturday, May 26, 2018

Where the water stops and the sky begins. That's where I can be found.
What is the alternative?

Wednesday, May 23, 2018

I want to be your superhero
People don't make the decisions. People choose the people that make the decisions.

Tuesday, May 22, 2018

Job perk. If only I liked hotels.