Need a fucking drink. Cheers.

She is so high.. high above me.. she is so lovely

If you are happy to say how lucky you are then I would question how happy you are.

Side note... lifted seat? Is it that hard to lift up a chair?

I'm on a boat with my flippy floppies

The bridge that leads to somewhere or nowhere.

Thank god for airplane ottomans for those w shitty knees.