Thanks for the view Hilton...

Coworkers attempt at humor.

Broken bone break...

Moon boots. The wave of the future or a sign of your life ending?

And now I know what it is to be hacked. Awesome.

My body composition is 60% Titos vodka, 20% enchiladas, 10% toast, 5% chick-fil-a, and 5% water. And yet I'm alive... ish.

Good morning Vietnam! / Chicago.