Broken bone break...

Moon boots. The wave of the future or a sign of your life ending?

And now I know what it is to be hacked. Awesome.

My body composition is 60% Titos vodka, 20% enchiladas, 10% toast, 5% chick-fil-a, and 5% water. And yet I'm alive... ish.

Good morning Vietnam! / Chicago.

Made it 5 days into 2018 before needing a new phone. That's frustrating.

You know it's shit when even Switzerland looses. Cheers to loosing before the start.