PSA- don't wear makeup to the pool.

So I buy a few theater seats around my seat to relax in. Sue me. FYI Dunkirk will be amazing. And no I didn't record the movie, this was a preview.

How to make the best better.

Fuck it. Push it. Fingers crossed there isn't an "issue." But there will be sweat.

A combination of two of my favorite things.

Some days aren't days you can look forward to. Today is one of those days.

"Nice eyebrows"- waitress at lunch. Odd.