Will be nice when my nights don't end as I'm trying to get past a guard gate

Something that will end the worst of dinners in a positive light...

I do not kill with my gun.
I kill with my heart.

Burn or roast- either are equal possibilities

Shoeshine turn around time is an hour... question is will I be up? Yes, huh.

Pot? Meet Mr Kettle.

This year just got more depressing...