Burn or roast- either are equal possibilities

Shoeshine turn around time is an hour... question is will I be up? Yes, huh.

Pot? Meet Mr Kettle.

This year just got more depressing...

It had a good life. 2 1/2 weeks. Time for iPhone purgatory.

James' head 0. Hard object 1.

Make it stop. All of it. Just for an hour.