When your friend gets ice cream delivered around 1am because he thinks it will make me better. Good people- hold on to them

Everything tastes better in a car

Uno mas.

What would life be without baller insurance. Serious. FML

Everything hurts. My hurts have hurts. But I will survive. I will thrive. And I will never give up.

Always wanted a colony, just not this one.

Commercial ranking-
Jeep #1
Doritos #2
Cheetos #3
Everything else- forgettable.

More blood and bandages. Awesome.